Trying to Leave Las Vegas - please save me | 7:35 AM |
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After contributing to the Las Vegas economy, I am now in overtime in Vegas as all flights were cancelled heading back to NYC yesterday. This is my 3rd vegas trip in 3 months and this city is way too exhausting -- I am on fumes right now since I can't get back to NYC until Tues night. Here are a few happenings or observations about Vegas as I deviate from dating entries:
- Vegas is good for 36 hours and no more
- Taxi drivers must be pimps b/c almost everyone offered a girl to my hotel rooom in 20 minutes or less
- Cabbies expect way more tip than NYC taxi drivers and they're also scam artists -- you don't need to take a highway to get to another casino.
- Fremont St and downtown Vegas isn't that great so save yourself a $20 cab fare and stay on the strip
- My best advice to anyone in Vegas, if you need to kill time or you're waiting for someone, don't go to the tables.
- Good karma - tip after you've won
- Bad karma - being interrupted during a hot streak by a big boobed cocktail waitress
- Get a rent-a-car because all those cab fares add up very quickly
- There are many ways to lose $1K in 30 minutes
- Don't believe the little voice in your head that says, "I can make it all back"
- Best law in NYC is no smoking -- I now have lung cancer due to second hand smoke here in the casinos. You come to appreciate fresh air when you've suffocated from smoking for a whole weekend.
- We were thirsty so he said, don't buy it, we'll just sit at a table and wait for the cocktail waitress -- the coke and bloody mary cost $200 each 45 mins later.
- After our flights were cancelled, he called his host and he got us 2 nights free as a result of all his gambling this weekend. He was very excited that he got us free rooms for the next 2 nights, so I didn't want to remind him that it cost him $2K/night based on this weekend's gambling losses.
- We wanted to get access to a specific club, so we sat down at blackjack and a host put our names down on the VIP list. Admission to that place cost $150/pp after losing 6 straight hands in blackjack. And I still don't know what the VIP list does other then bypass general admission and hang out in a roped off section where it's a bunch of dudes.
Casino/Hotel rankings of places I've stayed the past few years:
- Bellagio
- Ritz Carlton (at the Lake)
- Venetian
- Caesars
- Mirage
- MGM Grand
- Rio
- Monte Carlo
- Harrahs
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